Mitch Miller – Copy Penthouse Experience

Show me how to become an expert in advertising so I don’t have to keep posting Instagram photos next to someone else’s Lamborghini!
“I’ll show you how to write ads that will make you rich even if the thought of writing sends chills down your spine faster than Donald Trump kissing the back of your neck…”

Mitch Miller’s Metaphorical Desk Bangkok, Thailand

10th of March, 2017

12:58pm
This is, indeed, a sales letter.

Unlike other sales letters, though, this one isn’t simply about selling you anything.

It’s all about (shamelessly) enticing you with so many wonderful free bonuses and extras that you’ll fall in love with me forever and include me in your will alongside your children.

I’m going to teach you the quickest and most guaranteed approach to build actual momentum in your marketing by demonstrating that the missing jigsaw piece you’re looking for is the words you say on your sales pages.

You earn sales when you get the wording correct.

Money = sales.

Money equals joyful underwear dances.

A well-written sales letter may make you wealthy.

But first, before we get to the fun part, let me ask you a question:

Have you ever considered quitting up?

Because you’ve been playing this game for a while and are dissatisfied with your progress thus far.

For a long time, I was overwhelmed, confused, and scared to commit fully to any one method of producing money online or building my business.

I learned a lot and tried everything, but it was as if an invisible wall was blocking my path to the money, and I couldn’t figure it out.

Worrying about money was killing me on the inside when I was suffering… I’m maxing up my credit cards while feeling agitated and nervous all the time.

I believed something was wrong with me.

I feared I’d never achieve my objectives.

Do you secretly envy others’ overflowing confidence and success, seeing them live the life you know you should be living?

Have you ever fantasized of taking better (and longer) trips all around the world?

Finally, you’re telling your employer which cheek to kiss?

What would it be like to finally have clarity, confidence, and assurance about the best method to continue in order to generate money online and develop your business?

If you want that…

Then I hope you read every word of this letter because your response to the question I pose on the following line will influence the course of your life for the rest of your life.
Do you have the guts to earn a million dollars or more each year?

Do you?

The vast majority do not.

Perhaps starting an internet business isn’t for you.

It’s intended for someone who is hungry…

It’s intended for the type of man or woman who has a burning desire to earn more money in a single year than the majority of your peers will earn in their entire lives.

It is intended for someone who is prepared to make the sacrifices required by company…

willing to take a chance… withstand the pressures… and face the inevitable fights with your own mind…

while competing for prizes beyond ordinary men and women’s imaginations against some of the world’s sharpest minds.

Do you have the fortitude to strive for this type of life?

If you do, keep reading. If you don’t, consider yourself fortunate and exit this page – there is nothing else for you here.
What exactly am I?
I work as a marketing consultant for millionaires, CEOs, celebrities, and hundreds of brilliant entrepreneurs who are willing to listen to my rants.

I’m the man that gets discreetly called up in the middle of the night by some of our industry’s top names to provide them with timely counsel and clarity when they need it the most.

I am the author of three books and co-own Opposed Media with my business partner Macaully, where we offer seminars and training events all over the world.

Others have referred to me as The King Of Copy and the “Dan Kennedy” of today, and our marketing campaigns have generated millions of dollars for our clients over the last ten years, including one that took someone from a respectable $178,000 per month to over 1.5 million dollars per month in less than 100 days.

In a nutshell, I’m one of the world’s top copywriters.

There are relatively few persons on the planet that can compete with my abilities.

Even if I was intoxicated, hung upside down, and spun in circles while badgers clawed my face and the Spice Girls movie was playing on loop in the background, I would write better than 99.5% of all marketers.

“If you have to convince people you are something, you are not that something,” they say, and it’s completely true… until when it isn’t.

There are a few people in this world who are so amazing at what they do that they can say whatever the fuck they want because they are the genuine article.

To mention a few, Muhammad Ali, Conor McGregor, and Eminem.

When I write, I have a loud voice because it’s humorous and it irritates the anal retentive persons with sticks jammed too far up their backsides.

And having pleasure is what life is all about!

My life is quite enjoyable. I’m virtually retired, traveling the world, living in luxury condominiums, getting daily massages, eating five-star meals, and doing stuff that scarcely seems like work.

Unfortunately, life was not always this enjoyable…

I was so poor that I ate cereal with a fork to save milk!

When I went to KFC, I was so broke that I had to lick other people’s fingers!

I was so desperate that I had to con the Nigerians!

Okay, it wasn’t that horrible, but it really seemed that way…

I have vivid memories of living and sleeping in a public park in Vancouver, Canada. When I think about it, one day in particular makes me anxious…

It was 7:42 p.m. on September 23, 2008, and I’d just done grocery shopping…

The sky was dismal and dreary, mirroring how I felt on the inside…

I only had $4.67 cents and could only get a little bag of uncooked white rice…

I tried my hardest not to appear destitute…

It’s really clear when you’re dragging luggage, wearing too many clothing, and smelling like trash.

But it was the reality at the time. I made one bad decision, lost my job, was too proud to seek for help, and before I knew it, I was living in a stinking park.

I’m telling you this because I understand how you feel if you’re trying to make ends meet…