Tucker Max – Assholes Finish First
The perfect present for the lads and bros in your life: Tucker Max’s Assholes Finish First, which includes twenty-five new and exclusive stories.
What happens when you create a #1 bestselling book about your drunken sexual mishaps and become rich and famous? Obviously, the best way to celebrate is to get even more drunk and have a lot of sex. And before you know it, you’ve written another best-selling book.
Assholes Finish First picks off where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off before moving on to “some next-level crap.”
You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when money and celebrity are thrown into the mix? You get solutions to difficult issues you never thought to ask:
• How does it feel to have sex with a midget? What about two little people?
• What effect does it have on a man to see a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up so she can have sex with you before her twin sister?
• At what point does deflowering virgins cease to be enjoyable and become a chore?
• What is the right attitude when a female you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body?
The solutions are inside, bizarre and amusing, and the result of one man’s experiences:
Tucker Max is his name, and he is still a jerk.
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